Are You Autosexual? Kourtney Kardashian’s Latest Revelation

NOTE: Full disclosure — In the 21 seasons Keeping Up With the Kardashians was on the air, I never watched one episode. Not one. Ever. However, as a testament to the self-marketing genius of the head of the clan, Kris Jenner, I probably know as much about the Kardashian/Jenner love lives, fashion, and drama as anyone who has watched it. I take no pride in that acknowledgment.